Funny Chatroom Quotes

Adam Smith wrote:

Stellar Aitann [IRON]: Needs to update the map again .. too many stations not on it
Helio Solis has entered the channel
Saripul [Dark]: too many stations not IRON yet :-)
Saripul [Dark]: tsk, tsk, tsk...
You whispered to Saripul : touche!
Eht Ecruos has entered the channel
Saripul [Dark] whispers to you : Friendly, friendly...
Stellar Aitann [IRON]: /hmmm Wonder what Sari meant by that
Saripul [Dark]: What, me? Oh, I'm just sitting here in my glass house in Hilifston... kicking pebbles.
Saripul [Dark]: Oh, dear. That sounded expensive

LOL

Razer Corvallis [Dark]: DoM is a particluarly aggressive 12 y/o girl?

Jedi Jackian [ELITE]: whod vote for me?
Jedi Jackian [ELITE]: out of people here
Jedi Jackian [ELITE]: pm me if you dont want to say aloud
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: if I was running
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: might be hard to beat dom's campaign tho. vote for me or I splode you
Arya Astra [RP]: Should I say out loud if I don't plan on voting for you?
Rikk Slinger [OL]: lol
Death Machine [WAR]: lol@arya

Wolf Bite [IRON]: Ok Jedi do you know what the salvation army is?
Smoke Chronic has entered the channel
Jedi Jackian [ELITE]: Yes, its a peacekeeping branch of the canadian army

Death Machine [WAR]: if maple makes a trail do we get to call it the Syrup highwy?

Adam Smith wrote:

Wolf Bite [IRON]: Ok Jedi do you know what the salvation army is?
Smoke Chronic has entered the channel
Jedi Jackian [ELITE]: Yes, its a peacekeeping branch of the canadian army

All ties with Jackian have been broken.

Adam Smith wrote:

Death Machine [WAR]: if maple makes a trail do we get to call it the Syrup highwy?

I do not know how to feel about this one though, it is offensive yet delicious at the same time.

Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: Buy a 3.5k Nick S one for only 4k, a gift to the galaxty
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: Buy a 3.5k Nick S one for only 4k, a gift to the galaxty
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: nick
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: Yes Adam
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: how do u fit your head into your ship with an ego like that

Aw you missed the inevitable putdown bit Rikk

Nick Succorso wrote:

Aw you missed the inevitable putdown bit Rikk

sorry lol. here's another one:

Nebak Anezer [Dark]: Anyone selling a proto bs?....lol
Epic Name: BS has been around for millions of years. I always wondered why it's still in prototype stage

blue balls [PS]: wow theres alot of epics lol, but theres only 1 BB
Keno Azzut [SE]: lol bb
Epic One [IRON]: i thought there were two blue balls?
Ender Xenocide [IG]: hahahahhaha

Shane Hunter [IG]: he hit ellsesper 1 again
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: such bad timing, i have been out drinking all day
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: at least OE combat is not joystick based

math zocks: Who is the iron union
Giraffe [COPS]: sigh...
texhomeboy 1 [AoI]: lol
Giraffe [COPS]: MOTD : You dug your own grave Giraffe. at least you went down with dignity. NOT!!!
Proteus Heaton [NAPEC]: Wow...sorry math
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: they are a little mining operation zocks, only a few systems

Chris B. [IG]: Hey im back
Rokk Skullcrusher [OL]: WB
Rikk Slinger [OL]: WB Christ
Rikk Slinger [OL]: Chris*
Rikk Slinger [OL]: lol
Rokk Skullcrusher [OL]: lol...hes the savior?
Chris B. [IG]: Thats how i roll. Lol

OESupport Bill: Liz - are you dumb or just acting dumb?
Lizard Bandit [IG]: facepalm
Lizard Bandit [IG]: no sorry
OESupport Bill: don't say it again, please
EVA Destruction [SWAT]: lmao Bill

ToS Violation Policing gets a little too stupid.... A response to Adams last post...


Sylver Alitar: Are exploration jobs good or do they get crappy?
Saripul [Dark]: Langauge, please.
Saripul [Dark]: They go downhill really fast.
Sylver Alitar: Sorry
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: You have got to be kidding right?

Stellar Aitann [IRON]: Nav comps -15sec 1 space and 1,1,.52 pgens
Doctor Zoidberg [TRK]: How much for the nags?
Jarvo Tradius [IRON]: My missus could give you some nags for free
James Beswick [IRON]: was just going to make a joke rlated to that
Doctor Zoidberg [TRK]: Uh, navs x

Al Capone [CHRST]: Anyone selling cloakind tech?
Jarvo Tradius [IRON]: Cloaking devices are not in game yet
Boba Fatt [RP]: no ship of that size has a cloaking device
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: I am, send me 10k and I will make you invisible
Stellar Aitann [IRON]: we are voting on whether to implement that or jump inhibitors next week
Jarvo Tradius [IRON]: hehe Boba alwasys around with quotes
Al Capone [CHRST] whispers to you : really
You whispered to Al Capone : Yes, have you got the cash
Al Capone [CHRST]: Not yet I'll have to grind I've got 3k
Al Capone [CHRST]: Pm fail :,,(
You whispered to Al Capone : You have to keep it secret from everyone though
Al Capone [CHRST] whispers to you : I'll have to grind for it
You whispered to Al Capone : Come and find me when you have the cash
You whispered to Al Capone : If you can
Al Capone [CHRST] whispers to you : k

blue balls [PS]: so then its like 250k damage then?
Lors Steingreun [Dark]: ouch
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: 230K actually
blue balls [PS]: im guessing
Wolf Bite [IRON]: nasty
Wolf Bite [IRON]: nasty
Rokk Skullcrusher [OL]: oh my
Lors Steingreun [Dark]: Greetings Jon
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: but PvP is still priceless
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: evening Lors

nfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: welll it happened, Pilot Through Your Laziness You Have Been Demoted To Heavy Class A 9
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: a nick mk14
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: and a rokk mk15
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: LOL
Shane Hunter [IG]: LOL
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: LOL!
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: u want to go again wiz?
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: i am the first pilot to ever go backwards through XP, someone contact the Coulagil science team...

TwoPhat Weenies [IRON]: wonders why her ship has hiccups...

Shane Hunter [IG]: quickly hides the bananas he recently made use of...

TwoPhat Weenies [IRON]: gives Shane the death stare...

Shane Hunter [IG]: tee hee tee hee

Shane Hunter [IG]: lol

TwoPhat Weenies [IRON]: is getting attack by the lag-monster...

Razer Corvallis [Dark]: TwoPhat Weenies mk15 Death Stare: Max Damage: Infinite Size: too much to comprehend 10 Damage to your self-esteem

Shane Hunter [IG]: nice

TwoPhat Weenies [IRON]: lmao... will have to steal that one, Razer...

Olundar Teaylith [Dark]: Huh!? How'd I suffer damage when I never left Gov space?!
ian cox [SWAT]: BB broke the law
Proteus Heaton [N.U.M]: Hahahaha!

Adam Smith [MAPLE]: you'll have to be patient but I will come
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: thats what she said

Captain MDSmith wrote:

Adam Smith [MAPLE]: you'll have to be patient but I will come
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: thats what she said

Sammy del Fierro [ASHES]: waiting for the red letters of death to appear out of nowhere
DoM inator Logged In

Death Machine [WAR]: someone call me?..lol
Sammy del Fierro [ASHES]: close enough...
Death Machine [WAR]: lol
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: lol
Rayjan Deja [Dark]: Lmao :L
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: great timing DoM