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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Tue Aug 17, 2010 7:42 pm

Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: No one force or faction will dominate this game for long. Politics is the real game.
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: yep
You have earned 358 XP by destroying Acer Dasilva 's ship.
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Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: Wizard, you sound like you have uncovered the MAPLE blueprint
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Maple BP for sale 1mil cd
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: haha, more than that. It contains the recipe for a faction of 2-3 holding galactic power
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: lmao
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: And Canadian too yet Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:34 pm

Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: you get so clingy mid month
Chris B. [IG]: =)
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: it's cause u neglect me jon.....
Chris B. [IG]: Rofl
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: take your marital problems elsewhere you two
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: damn canadians...
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: i pay by the hour for your counseling Capt
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: your always paying attention to that damn computer.....
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: I have needs too ya know!
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: maybe i wouldn't pay so much attention to the computer if you dressed up nicer
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: well maybe if u cleaned up after yourself, I'd have more time for that instead of cleaning up your junk
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: i've got some junk for you to clean
Shane Hunter [IG]: seems we have our own little odd couple lol
Shane Hunter [IG]: felix and oscar
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: o man..... I'm gonna wake up the wife..... I'm laffin so loud lol
Shane Hunter [IG]: nice
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: mine is rolling her eyes at the screen

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:00 pm

Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: so how many credits equal a real dollar? 100 mil?
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: :-p
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: lol
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: as many hours as I put into this game...it's my real job and what I really do is just the side gig
Shane Hunter [IG]: you too...
Chris B. [IG]: Lol.
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: its like real life is the distraction...must avoid distraction
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: it really is...
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: has a largely distraction free day tomorrow
Shane Hunter [IG]: wishes I did...
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: wtf
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: anyone with workers?
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: ur online ALL DAY at work u slacker
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: slacker
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: lol
Shane Hunter [IG]: true, very true
Shane Hunter [IG]: but I did not get anywhere close to 200k XP today Sad
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: has anyone striked at work yet demanding higher XP?
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: if I coud be online at work all day, I'd be like f10 by now
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: lol
Shane Hunter [IG]: lmao

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:52 pm

You have earned 698 XP by destroying raxor MDSmith 's ship.


He died quickly, he was a disgrace to the name.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:52 pm

commander Sheperd [ACDMY]: Anybody selling ovens
Lizard Bandit [RP]: Nope
Lizard Bandit [RP]: Selling lizard bandit mk 2 toilet
commander Sheperd [ACDMY]: Spell check.... I ment pgens
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Aug 27, 2010 11:43 pm

Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Can I go kill lizard?
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: i have him ignored, let me remove him from the ignore first so i can hear him die
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: ROFLMAO!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:00 pm

Dirk Prefect [PS]: i am playing possum in pantelaur
Dirk Prefect [PS]: If anyone from die shows up, i will know ket said something.
Dirk Prefect [PS]: he has flown by me 3 times now.
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: lol
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: that reason enough to shoot him?
Shane Hunter [IG]: pm him next time
Dirk Prefect [PS]: I want someone from Die to show up so I can go shoot Ket Smile
Shane Hunter [IG]: lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sun Aug 29, 2010 11:27 pm

Shane Hunter [IG]: gnite everyone
Shane Hunter [IG]: splode someone for me would ya
Chris B. [IG]: Anyone coming
You whispered to Jason Darius : ahh ok
Rokk Skullcrusher [N.U.M]: too far atm
Rokk Skullcrusher [N.U.M]: trying to keep the Cleaner busy
Dirk Prefect [PS]: where is he Rokk?
Chris B. [IG]: This an important colony
Shane Hunter [IG]: DISTRESS MESSAGE : Death Star (Donaaes I M1-2,1,4,2) UNDER ATTACK FROM Two Eye Wapper (of wap)
Rokk Skullcrusher [N.U.M]: Donaaes
TwoPhat Weenies [PS]: I am in Raid atm
Rokk Skullcrusher [N.U.M]: near aurlinfinn
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: great Shanes sleep chatting again

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:34 am

While trying to figure out how the heck PDTs work..


Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: wait.. . with the 25%.. what would the formula be?
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: .75x.25(1-(.75x.25)
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: ??
pete ploughshare [N.U.M]: .25 .75 x .25 (1 - (.75x.25) X .25
pete ploughshare [N.U.M]: thats for 3
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: the .25 .75 at the begining..you do what with? multiply?
pete ploughshare [N.U.M]: the first one hits at .25
pete ploughshare [N.U.M]: the second one hits at (.75 x .25)
pete ploughshare [N.U.M]: the thrid one hits at (1-(.75 x.25)) x .25
pete ploughshare [N.U.M]: fourth is (1- (1-(.75 x.25)) x .25) x .25
pete ploughshare [N.U.M]: this may not be how it works though
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: LOL!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:27 pm

Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: *tries to blend in casually amongst the three Kats*
Salty Seawolf [PS]: lol
DoM inator [PS]: and you do it so well too
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: my camoflauge net does wonders
DoM inator [PS]: i wouldn't have noticed if you hadn't tipped me off you were in apdn

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sun Sep 05, 2010 11:48 pm

Adam Smith [MAPLE]: and how much trouble am I in if I pop pro? lol
Wolf Bite [PS]: i just started to hit him n he's gone
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: lol
Wolf Bite [PS]: im hitting the kat now and no response
Wolf Bite [PS]: hes gone to
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: well sounds like you've got that under control
Salty Seawolf [PS]: that is just a dueling area guys
Wolf Bite [PS]: Well i duelled them?
Wolf Bite [PS]: lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Thu Sep 09, 2010 7:59 pm

Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Maybe there is a death star bug or something.
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: could be
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Shoot the colony and whammo. Your ship is gone.
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: ...thats no moon

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Sep 10, 2010 10:25 pm

Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Beer
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: beer?
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: where
Rikk Slinger [N.U.M]: no drinking and flying, Wiz
diesel smoke [N.U.M]: peach shine Wink
diesel smoke [N.U.M]: moonshine for those that thinking fruity drink
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Crashed
diesel smoke [N.U.M]: beer causes that lol
Rikk Slinger [N.U.M]: lol!
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Hahaha
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:56 am

Shane Hunter [IG]: married for 18 years, 3 kids, 1 dog, and 3 cats...
Shane Hunter [IG]: no life
TwoPhat Weenies [PS]: and a partridge in a pear tree
Shane Hunter [IG]: lol
Will Christy [PS]: understands now
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: thats how come you never get blown up Shane. you can not kill that which has no life

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Wed Sep 22, 2010 1:49 pm

Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: more signs of war fatigue from the DIe camp
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: can i get an evil laugh?
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: muahahahaha

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Wed Sep 22, 2010 4:30 pm

Doblin James [DIe]: anybody know if DoM has colonies?
Rayjan Deja [DIe]: They hide
Rayjan Deja [DIe]: I wouldn't be surprised if they shoot back actually
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Wed Sep 22, 2010 10:14 pm

Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: DoMinator.MK14 Waving Torp - uses only one finger
DoM inator [PS]: thats an old model
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Oh...
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: half price then
Dirk Prefect [PS]: new one, doesn't have any fingers, and hurts.... alot...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:09 pm

Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: Need any workers?
Roger Rabbit [IG]: not at the minute. got loads yesterday
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: Me to, have more than 6k
Roger Rabbit [IG]: whoa. I aint got that many. lol
Roger Rabbit [IG]: that ust have taken you a while just to pick em up
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: How about a planet with gq tungsten 10/h
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: All day today
Roger Rabbit [IG]: lol. Don't need it just yet, but can always place a flag
Roger Rabbit [IG]: you trying to deal in human trafficking?
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: It might happen to have 8/h platinum as well gq ofcourse
Roger Rabbit [IG]: now that's what i'm talking about
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: I dont believe workers r human
Roger Rabbit [IG]: LMAO
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: They are rabbits on app
Roger Rabbit [IG]: lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:11 pm

Toyota974 ....: i will hunt him in shuttlewith small weapon and kill him cos i must destroy every ship in sight unless itsone i like
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: ??
Toyota974 ....: no
Sarducar Dun [ATeam]: You can't win Toyota
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: Toyota stick to gaining levels ...
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: Join DIe
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: You will enjoy the game more...
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: That is good advice... trust me...

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:13 pm

Its my own, but can't help this one...



Jedi Jackian [Nuke]: You are going to DIE Dle!!
Jedi Jackian [Nuke]: Wacos, you might want to leave before it gets rough
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: I like this business model. Declare war on the largest faction, then kick out your only other faction member. I see only success in your future!
Hcout Dopi: wacos, u can join academy for starters
Hcout Dopi: lol
Rokk Skullcrusher [N.U.M]: lmao
Wacos mackos [Nuke]: well i can always come back later cant i ?
Jedi Jackian [Nuke]: Ryans: I know its awesome right?
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:28 pm

Wayno Reynolds [ABS]: Congrates pilot , through dedication u have now spent more time logging on after a crash then actually playing
Chris B. [IG]: Rofl
Boba Fatt [RP]: lol, grats?
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: LOL... give the man a cigar!
Dirk Prefect [PS]: lol congrats
Wayno Reynolds [ABS]: Thank u all it was a mile stone for me
Chris B. [IG]: Lol
DoM inator [PS]: was it a boy or a girl?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Mon Sep 27, 2010 9:51 pm

Adam accuses me of posting too much, so here is another post just to validate his point.

The below discussion comes after Adam compared me to some player who’s name I don’t recall but has a reputation for posting a little too frequently. As someone who grew up on the northern border, I’m not going to take that from a Canadian. Let me paint the scene: Words were exchanged. I believe I said ‘Canook’ once or twice and might have made a slight derogatory comment towards Canadian beer(yes, it is better then ours, but it’s such a convenient hot-button!). Here’s what resulted:

RyansPlace [N.U.M]: Your really are sore about the beer comment, huh?
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: I don't get mad
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: I get even
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: All I can say is, the stereo type holds true in this case Wink
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: which is what
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: Canadians are excessively sensitive to criticisms of their home brew.
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: pops open a Labatts
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: cheers!
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: I'm still sploding u
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: i'll treat it as a love-tap between neighbors

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:10 pm

RyansPlace wrote:
Adam accuses me of posting too much, so here is another post just to validate his point.

The below discussion comes after Adam compared me to some player who’s name I don’t recall but has a reputation for posting a little too frequently.

I am not sure who that player could be but don't worry about Adam hassling you, he doesn't like to read.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:47 pm

RyansPlace [N.U.M]: was about to say, "Right, and Cadanians wouldn't know anything about snow....the ignorant desert dwellers!"
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: ya that so sounds like us
Dragon Breath [N.U.M]: lol
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: MAPLE is a Canadian faction
Dragon Breath [N.U.M]: got it
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: in Canada, desert is pronounced tundra
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: ...eh
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: LOL
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: lol, so true
Rikk Slinger [N.U.M]: haha!
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: get the dogs hooked up to the sled, gotta go to timmies

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Oct 01, 2010 5:15 pm

Msg's following Captain Picard announcement of his promotion to MCA2. Reinforces the saying, timing is EVERYTHING:

RyansPlace[N.U.M]: I've done a 150 jobs without a promotion so far....
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: congrats CP
RyansPlace [N.U.M]: but congrads on A2!
Rayjan Deja[DIe]: lol
Captain Picard[RP]: thanks 150 wow!
Stellar Aitann: lol Ryan .. I think I have been on the same rank for 3 months Razz
RyansPlace[N.U.M]: you and wizard are competing for the most stagnant player Wink
Wizard 6064[N.U.M]: has been on the same rank for 3 months.... but just cause he is a lazy grinder
Wizard 6064[N.U.M]: Hey!
Captain Picard[RP]]: lmao
RyansPlace[N.U.M]: See?
Stellar Aitann: hehe
Captain Picard[RP]: hey wizard
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