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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Mon Jul 19, 2010 10:49 pm

Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: get your Iron vs Ashes t-shirts and ball caps here first, free in every 24 of MAPLE and MAPLE light

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:00 pm

merhione granger [ATeam]: dancing girls don't get a ride though
Razer Corvallis [Dark]: raises a glass to autopilot
Death Machine [WAR]: nope..they get the keys!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:02 pm

EVA Destruction [ATeam]: this is a 4012 cargo coupe, these babes dont got auto pilot
Razer Corvallis [Dark]: puts a banana in EVA's tailpipe
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: that just sounds dirty
EVA Destruction [ATeam]: it didnt sound dirty till u said it did
Zu Hulu [ATeam]: really diryt
Death Machine [WAR]: lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:05 pm

Razer Corvallis [Dark]: speaks Canadian...
Razer Corvallis [Dark]: Hey ey!
Death Machine [WAR]: lmao
Lors Steingreun [Dark]: hehe
Razer Corvallis [Dark]: I don't know what you're talking aboot.
Lors Steingreun [Dark]: toque him! lol
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: how did he learn our language?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:23 pm

Death Machine [WAR]: wait...theres a truce channel?
The Cleaner [IRON]: i doubt there is now, Death
merhione granger [ATeam]: lol death
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: yes, its a place where we all plot to end WAR
Ace Navigator [IRON]: lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:36 pm

Octhulu Jones [ATeam]: i
Octhulu Jones [ATeam]: am having a hard time
Octhulu Jones [ATeam]: that is really funny
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: try /j havingabadnightandneedachick
Saripul [Dark]: OJ, talk to bb for an even harder time
Octhulu Jones [ATeam]: zing!
blue balls [PS]: Smile
blue balls [PS]: i couldnt spell that right wizard Sad
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: or /j lonelyblueballs for short
blue balls [PS]: some dude kept answering
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Smile
blue balls [PS]: that same dude was there , kinda creepy
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Tell DoM to stop lurking
blue balls [PS]: lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:23 am

Lizard Bandit [NAVY] : if I was heavy d6 I'd do it but I'm afraid my navy of shuttles can't do ****
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:41 pm

Chris B. [IG]: Can i blow scouts
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: ROTFL!!!!
Chris B. [IG]: Its a flag
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: ROTFL!!!!
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: it's that's the way u swing, then sure
Chris B. [IG]: Ok
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: it's that's the way u swing, then sure
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: rotfl
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:01 pm

eldaron halador [IRON]: lol. i don't like being assaulted and touchd on my bits.
Proteus Heaton [ARCFO]: But it is tempting..But I won't lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Jul 23, 2010 7:36 pm

Hcout Dopi [IRON]: WTS: broken heart
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: now why would that be broken?
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: I'm not sure I want a broken one.
gorlaks ruler has entered the channel
Hcout Dopi [IRON]: because find out i have no friend Sad
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: Want to Hire dedicated grinder, good salary and benefits
Hcout Dopi [IRON]: that has my name written on it Smile
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: Nick provides Medical/Dental...and even Life!
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: I'll be your friend Hcout...even if you are Iron...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:38 pm

Alpha Omega: Here and there. Going to college next month, applied for a canadien citizenship, hung with the family, etc.
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: wow your going a long way just to become MAPLE

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sun Jul 25, 2010 2:52 pm

Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: At least Maple will be able to do their station systems properly if AO joins
Shane Hunter [IG]: very true
Chris B. [IG]: Lol true
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: That was my thought
Alpha Omega: lol
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: yep, we can make it a threesome finally. add a little spice
Shane Hunter [IG]: lmao
Alpha Omega: haha
Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: Join NUM AO, we dont make you do that
Alpha Omega: ... What if I want to though?
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:26 pm

Nick Succorso [N.U.M]: Yea adams back,did you tell him about your plans for a threesome with Alpha if he joins
Chris B. [IG]: Lol
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: thanks Nick! you just spoiled our anniversary surprise
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: his plans? those were mine
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: damnit.... now we both need new aniversary gifts.....

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Thu Jul 29, 2010 2:53 pm

we were discussing BH's when this occurred:

John Fleming [N.U.M]: Ok thanks Brb wife texted me
Rikk Slinger [N.U.M]: ok
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: watch for what size the Jumdrive is
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: better buy one with a lower size and higher jumptime
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: you can reduce the jump time with a navcomputer
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: that way you can put up more armour
Rikk Slinger [N.U.M]: hey bro?
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: he rikk
Rikk Slinger [N.U.M]: john left. he didn't get any of what u just said. lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:18 pm

Blue Star: back, whats up
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: I have a propsal for ya
Blue Star: sorry, married already
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: ...
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: and I bought this expensive ring.....
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:33 pm

Adam Smith [MAPLE]: and now we're at VI
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: heh
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: looks like I'm shooting jon
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: ...why are my shields depleting?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Fri Jul 30, 2010 11:35 pm

Helio Solis has entered the channel
Chris B. has entered the channel
Chris B. has entered the channel
Chris B. has entered the channel
Sky Captain has entered the channel
Wayno Reynolds has entered the channel
Wayno Reynolds has entered the channel
Lord Pierre has entered the channel
brian kessler has entered the channel
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brian kessler has entered the channel
easy golfer has entered the channel
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apocalypse wrath has entered the channel
apocalypse wrath has entered the channel
pete ploughshare has entered the channel
apocalypse wrath has entered the channel
Razer Corvallis has entered the channel
Helio Solis has entered the channel
Rodney Lindsay [ATeam]: Lag
Walker Boh25 has entered the channel
ducky inspace has entered the channel

I wonder why there was lag!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:47 am

Rikk Slinger [N.U.M]: that's the one! how much?
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: i'll take two
Jason Darius [N.U.M]: Same if that's ok
Rikk Slinger [N.U.M]: i'll take 2 as well
blue balls [PS]: since we are at on the same side , ill sell them to ya , 10k?
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: i'll even sell Rikk for it, sorry Rikk go live with BB and the nice Dirty ol Man

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sat Jul 31, 2010 12:05 pm

Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: DoM Say: Better to die 1000 deaths than let ego grow large

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:21 pm

Rokk Skullcrusher [N.U.M]: Adam, whos under me?
Rokk Skullcrusher [N.U.M]: is that you chris?
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: chris
Captain MDSmith [N.U.M]: Not sure I've ever needed to ask that question Rokk
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Tue Aug 03, 2010 5:29 pm

Dork Vader [IG]: acts a shane's new living shield
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: whats your stats Dork?
Dork Vader [IG]: Dork Vader (extremely skinny) - Size: 1, Max strength: 100,000, Beame Defence: 100,000,000, Missile Defence: 100,000,000, Mass Defence: 100,000,000
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: how much for a copy?
Dork Vader [IG]: ummm... 5mill
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: i wonder what the ethical price of cloning you is?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Wed Aug 04, 2010 6:23 pm

Unfrozen Jon wrote:
Dork Vader [IG]: acts a shane's new living shield
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: whats your stats Dork?
Dork Vader [IG]: Dork Vader (extremely skinny) - Size: 1, Max strength: 100,000, Beame Defence: 100,000,000, Missile Defence: 100,000,000, Mass Defence: 100,000,000
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: how much for a copy?
Dork Vader [IG]: ummm... 5mill
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: i wonder what the ethical price of cloning you is?


ROFLMFAO!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Thu Aug 05, 2010 12:52 am

Sants DeLaSants [ASHES]: bb?
blue balls [PS]: k, everone take a note of this
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: gets a pen
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: ..
blue balls [PS]: sants shot me soo hard my router shut down
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Lol!!
Sants DeLaSants [ASHES]: lol
blue balls [PS]: dont mess with him
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: lol
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:52 pm

Chris B. [IG]: Umm adam while your near merv y dont you stop by Thyeine and give me gas sence i just forgot to refuel
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: ROTFL
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Chatroom Quotes   Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:07 am

ket phe: space station flatpack, 5 mil
ket phe: er blueprint
Lizard Bandit [RP]: Lizard bandit mk 1 lc at arisdonla for 5k
ket phe: (not mine, just pointing it out =) )
blue balls [PS]: i got a good deal for used socks pm if interested
ket phe: blue ballsocks?
blue balls [PS]: well i only wore them twice
ket phe: must have been special occasions
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