Funny Chatroom Quotes

DoM inator [PS]: eh
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: you called?
DoM inator [PS]: yes, i used the maple signal
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: we have it in whistle form now, kinda like for dogs. it emits a noise that sounds like the buzz from a tim hortons drive through order box

General Chat

Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Two Eye.. stop switching characters and come shoot me..
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Nothing?? A faction gets paid to attack us.. then when the war ends they expect to be treated like it never happened... real sad
one eye wapper [wap]: are actions will do are talking, communications are now suspended
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: LOL
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: It is spelled our... and when you run away the talking sounds like "wee wee wee I am a wimp"



Meanwhile in the CW Chatroom

Adam Smith [MAPLE]: wiz, my wife is looking at me funny cause I'm pissing myself laffing over here

Adam Smith [MAPLE]: did my chat die?
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: sure did
Chris B. [IG]: Yep
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: do you have the DIe chat?
Adam Smith [MAPLE]: there we go
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: if the chat died and we're still talking then that means....ZOMBIES!
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: or you have shisofrenia
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: thats a pretty scientific name Bro, i didn't realize you were a scientologist
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: blushes
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: wb Jason
Jason Darius [N.U.M]: Ty Jon, did I miss anything?
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: not much
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: do you believe in zombies JD?
Jason Darius [N.U.M]: Lol no y?
Brother Hoed [N.U.M]: than you didnt miss much
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: guess someones not getting brains for Halloween then

Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Wizard6064.MK21 Lurkers Cave - size: spacious, Furnishings: Luxurious, Room for one
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Will rent out
Doblin James [DIe]: hmm...
Doblin James [DIe]: you might wanna improve the room just a tad... just in case...
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Its a lurker cave.. not a honeymoon suite
Doblin James [DIe]: lmao
Wizard 6064 [N.U.M]: Those are still in development
Toyota974 .... [ATeam]: WTF is a lurker cave?

DISTRESS MESSAGE : Chanells1 (Chanells VII-4,1,1,1) UNDER ATTACK FROM Doblin James (of DIe)
Rodney Lindsay [ATeam]: Yah
marine scout [TROL]: Distress call?
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: nope
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: disregard
marine scout [TROL]: Okay...
Rodney Lindsay [ATeam]: Who sent a distress call
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: Its DIe system disregard
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: but my spidey sense is tingling
Rodney Lindsay [ATeam]: Lol
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: lol Jon

DoM inator [PS]: you broke chat, you shall be punished
marine scout [TROL]: Why ME?!XD
marine scout [TROL]: Hopefully you don't find me in a non government system
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: DoM has advanced tracking tech. i once taunted him, docked and went offline. two hours later he was in my livingroom
marine scout [TROL]: I'm gonna stay in a station
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: Ok
marine scout [TROL]: And hope
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: pray

Less a comedy and more of a tragedy but still interesting:

Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: Combat: Hit DoM inator's Armour for 79
marine scout [TROL]: -.-
DoM inator [PS]: get him jon
DoM inator [PS]: that guy needs a spanking
marine scout [TROL]: Who?Me?
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: oh i'll make him pay
marine scout [TROL]: -.-
DoM inator [PS]: Combat: Hit Unfrozen Jon's Armour for 362
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: fighten
Brans [IG]: ouch...

Unfrozen Jon wrote:

Less a comedy and more of a tragedy but still interesting:

DoM inator [PS]: Combat: Hit Unfrozen Jon's Armour for 362
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: fighten
Brans [IG]: ouch...

I gotta quote Brans on that one...Ouch!

Captain MDSmith wrote:

Unfrozen Jon wrote:

Less a comedy and more of a tragedy but still interesting:

DoM inator [PS]: Combat: Hit Unfrozen Jon's Armour for 362
Lors Steingreun [DIe]: fighten
Brans [IG]: ouch...

I gotta quote Brans on that one...Ouch!

Please send my thanks to DoM. He sploded me so badly that I can not log into OE.

Could also be the network problems I am suffering though thats made my log in unsuccessful for an hour.

TwoPhat Weenies [PS] whispers to you : kind of threw me off for a moment... lol
You whispered to TwoPhat Weenies : ?
TwoPhat Weenies [PS] whispers to you : oh goodness... that wasn't meant to be a PM... was an answer to a question asked in PS channel
You whispered to TwoPhat Weenies : lol
TwoPhat Weenies [PS] whispers to you : had a blonde moment...
TwoPhat Weenies [PS] whispers to you : i almost just forgot to PM that last response to you...

Toyota974 .... [TROL]: Spam is horrible

James Beswick: http://talonkarrde.info/
James Beswick: I really hope there is no relation between us 'bro'
Chris B.: Rofl
James Beswick: ...
Aldwin. James.: I looked in my inventory
Dondon Nodnod: k, no answer Evan, so I will g along my way...
Aldwin. James.: U didn't give me a map bro
Chris B.: Lol
James Beswick: I gave you a map. Use it
DoM inator Logged In

James Beswick: And they wonder what's wrong with TROL...
Dondon Nodnod whispers to you: lets see if he even answers me..
Aldwin. James.: What jumpgate do I use to get to Aissol
You whispered to Dondon Nodnod: i gave him 1000 5 min ago and he says he hasnt got it
James Beswick: ...
Evan Walls: bye
You whispered to Dondon Nodnod: please dont give it to him...lol
Evan Walls: never mind
Dondon Nodnod: how nuch u need for gas?
Chris B.: Then undock...
James Beswick: ...
Chris B.: ...
Evan Walls: I'm stuck in the station
Chris B.:
Dondon Nodnod whispers to you: hehe, tat would be or efun, but policy prevails
You whispered to Dondon Nodnod: splode him. Saves money and he will be back at an SS
Dondon Nodnod: where are you located Evan?
Evan Walls: help. I still need 400 credits to refuel

Stellar Aitann [AoI]: DIe imploded internally .. we did not fall to the alliance

Maybe he needs another lesson

This isnt from the chatroom but its bretty darn funny:


-Toyota's faction info-
We are an army that hopes to become a powerfull faction that will wipeout bandits. But at the moment we will work together to achieve higher ranks. Suitable for players of all ranks remember to tell me if anything bad is happening such as you are being attacked,hunted,on a KoS list (kill on sight),your collonies are being destroyed/damaged or anything else you are unhappy about A note to enemys when i get a DN and find you MINE IS THE LAST VOICE YOU WILL EVER HEAR. DO NOT BE ALARMED

Discussion on Beans

Je Hull: I think they would....or garbanzo beans
Salty Seawolf [PS]: a nice red wine with fava beans
Salty Seawolf [PS]: and chubba sauce
Sammy del Fierro [PS]: ooooh, would love to make some Chubba sauce...
Unfrozen Jon [MAPLE]: i hear thats kinda runny
Je Hull: ...chubba sauce....
Zzanne McFadyen [AoI]: eww
Chris B. [IG]: Ive heard its very rare stuff
Zzanne McFadyen [AoI]: try not to say that again Je
Chris B. [IG]: Chubbas are hard to catch

Ateam talk about dR WhItFaCe's election post:

ggorf frogg: lol
Chris B.: Lol
Tyler Moore: what? its propaganda
James Beswick: Notice that Tyler is in ATeam.
James Beswick: Tyler Moore [ATeam>: was just about to say what ggorf said
James Beswick: lmao!
EVA Destruction: all the other candidates are respectful to the other candidates
Tyler Moore: was just about to say what ggorf said
EVA Destruction: your not in A-Team so i wouldnt expect you to care about that statement
ggorf frogg: ...
ggorf frogg: everybody does that
ggorf frogg: that part is part of propoganda
Richard Ramirez Logged In

James Beswick: Whats wrong with that?
EVA Destruction: "vOtE WhItEfAcE for an independent voice. vOtE WhItEfAcE or get two ATeam"
Taz TradeOff: hello OE
ggorf frogg: im not sure i follow
Captain Keyzz: That's what I'm sayin
ggorf frogg: he said it himself...
ggorf frogg: well, that is not offensive.
Captain Keyzz: A pirate